someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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