A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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