found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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