Where did you get a picture of my penis
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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