You just made me feel so damn special
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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