About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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