Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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