yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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