He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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