; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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