Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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