i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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