Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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