Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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