and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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