She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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