too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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