I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
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Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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