i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
be right there i have to get my cape
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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