And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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