Me. At least after what I've been through.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
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Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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