And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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