There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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