Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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