My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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