I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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