and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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