Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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