Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
try to milk me bitch
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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