pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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