can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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