He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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