This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
