white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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