When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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