I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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