After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
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The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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