ya dads aren't the best wingmen
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
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Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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