i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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