it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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