Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.