fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Couch. On fire.