I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?