HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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