its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Farmville is her only friend.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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