i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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