Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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