doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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