What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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