On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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