You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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