Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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