:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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