So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Randomize
