Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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