He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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