Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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