Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I got inside last night via doggy door
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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