Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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